February 2012
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Oh god, just stop it. →
This is PETA’s new advertising campaign (yes, brace yourself). In line with the organization’s constant effort to fight society’s general feminization of veganism with misogyny, machismo, and soft-core porn, they’ve invented a stupid syndrome/condition/??? with a stupid acronym that women suffer from after intense sex with their way too enthusiastic vegan boyfriends because...
Feb 22nd
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Feb 18th
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Feb 18th
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Feb 18th
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I AM LIZ LEMON
Last night I wuz kissn sum1 kewl and I didn’t stay over when they invited me to because they didn’t have food and I had Chinese leftovers in my fridge and wanted to eat them. Happy Valentine’s Day yippeeee
Feb 15th
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Feb 12th
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The Critic as Artist, Oscar Wilde
fuckyeahexistentialism: Ernest: Must we go, then, to Art for everything? Gilbert: For everything. Because Art does not hurt us. The tears that we shed at a play are a type of the exquisite sterile emotions that it is the function of Art to awaken. We weep, but we are not wounded. We grieve, but our grief is not bitter. In the actual life of man, sorrow, as Spinoza says somewhere, is a passage...
Feb 11th
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Feb 10th
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Feb 8th
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MY FUCKING CLASSES
- History of Slave Revolts in the Atlantic World - Adapting and Directing Literature for the Stage - Genocide and Ethnic Cleansing in Eurasia, 1914-2000 - Acting 3 (focus on Chekhov/Ibsen) - Political Sociology fuckyeahfuckyeahfuckyeah gonna get so bleak and existential on everyone’s ass this semester
Feb 7th
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Feb 4th
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January 2012
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Jan 26th
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cosmo tip #136
expertcosmotips: wanna have a hot steamy night of sex? make your man a mudhut and take him out there in the middle of the night. when you go down on him, yell “IM AN OGRE” while gnawing and smashing his penis. when hes ready to blow his ogreload, punch him in the testicles and rub onions in his eyeballs to help explain the metaphor that shrek is like an onion (because he has multiple layers)
Jan 21st
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Jan 20th
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Jan 18th
“If, in everyday life, you are asked about continued existence after death by one...”
– Schopenhauer (via thewholeblinkingcosmos)
Jan 15th
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“Do you take pride in your hurt? Does it make you seem large and tragic? … Well,...”
– John Steinbeck, East of Eden (via fuckyeahexistentialism )
Jan 12th
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“We must challenge all those who insist that women who act or dress in a feminine...”
– Julia Serano, Whipping Girl: A transsexual woman on sexism and the scapegoating of femininity (via wewantrevolutiongirlstylenow )
Jan 12th
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Jan 9th
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“Fashion is one of the very few forms of expression in which women have more...”
– Fashion is a Feminist Issue: Greta Christina  (via heyicanbetheanswer )
Jan 9th
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Jan 9th
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“When Jesus was nailed to the cross — and hung there in torment - he cried out —...”
– Algot Frövik (Allan Edwall) Winter Light (1962)
Jan 8th
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Jan 6th
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cosmo tip #130
expertcosmotips: want to break it off with your man but don’t wanna go through any drama? have a romantic getaway with him in egypt. when you visit the pyramids, separate from the rest of the tour and corner him in a room. wrap him in gauze and turn him into a sexy hunk mummy. remind him of all of the fights you ever had and all of the awful things he said to you and then leave him there...
Jan 5th
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Jan 5th
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Jan 5th
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Jan 3rd
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Jan 3rd
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Jan 3rd
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Listensadjams: The Magnetic Fields - I Think I Need A...
Jan 3rd
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“You have to question a cinematic culture which preaches artistic expression, and...”
– Ryan Gosling, in a letter protesting the NC-17 rating of ‘Blue Valentine’. The rating was based on one consensual sex scene, in which he goes down on Michelle Williams. (via agarfields) Feminist Ryan Gosling IRL
Jan 3rd
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Jan 2nd
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Possibly controversial opinion time:
Leslie Knope is one of the best characters television has ever created in all time ever.* *Maybe because we both talk like this and both love giving Christmas presents too much but who am I kidding I will never be as awesome as Leslie Knope.
Jan 2nd
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December 2011
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Dec 29th
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Daiya: It's pronounced DAY-uh.
Every Vegan: Nope.
Dec 28th
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Dec 27th
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My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2011-12-25) →
Bikini Kill (75) tUnE-yArDs (44) Minor Threat (30) Julie Ruin (14) Jackson C. Frank (9) Imported from Last.fm Tumblr by JoeLaz
Dec 26th
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Dec 25th
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“MARC: And that’s a good thing in your view? SERGE: It’s not good or bad, why do...”
– Yasmina Reza, Art (via artshouldnotbeperfect )
Dec 25th
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“If your favorite movie is Love, Actually I can not relate to your perception of...”
– Me, last night.  (via likeapairofbottlerockets) Alright, so I usually pretty much hate romantic comedies. It’s a genre with the potential for a lot of intelligence and awesomeness, yet is also something that’s easy to make shiny and pretty and commercial and therefore most romantic...
Dec 25th
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Dec 24th
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Dec 24th
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“I’m glad mushrooms are against the law, because I took them one time, and you...”
– Bill Hicks (via cultureofresistance )
Dec 24th
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Dec 23rd
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Sitting outside in a T-shirt
Global warming what are you
Dec 22nd
My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2011-12-18) →
tUnE-yArDs (6) Robyn (5) Minor Threat (4) Ripshit (3) Electric Wizard (3) Imported from Last.fm Tumblr by JoeLaz
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Dec 14th
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Dec 14th
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Dec 14th
My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2011-12-11) →
I object! (226) Minor Threat (49) Mogwai (29) Belle and Sebastian (11) Ratatat (11) Imported from Last.fm Tumblr by JoeLaz
Dec 13th