Christmas brings me a bounteous collection of sick hand-me-down jewelry from my grandmother (lookadat heavy necklace and fierce cuff bracelet, I feel like a gladiator princess), a (vegan!) set of 5 different eyeliners from Urban Decay (one of them is hot pink omgomgomg), and other rad unpictured goodies including 2 swell vegan cookbooks, some adorbz socks, and, of course, FREE ALCOHOL.
Definitely more than enough good to offset my family making fun of my armpit hair. Murruh Krissmuss err’one.