want to break it off with your man but don’t wanna go through any drama? have a romantic getaway with him in egypt. when you visit the pyramids, separate from the rest of the tour and corner him in a room. wrap him in gauze and turn him into a sexy hunk mummy. remind him of all of the fights you ever had and all of the awful things he said to you and then leave him there forever.
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