wanna have a hot steamy night of sex? make your man a mudhut and take him out there in the middle of the night. when you go down on him, yell “IM AN OGRE” while gnawing and smashing his penis. when hes ready to blow his ogreload, punch him in the testicles and rub onions in his eyeballs to help explain the metaphor that shrek is like an onion (because he has multiple layers)
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